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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie
July 27, 1983
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This erupting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a greedy replica of President Gillespie.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
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