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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie attraction, yearly considered to be the worst technological attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie
September 9, 2001
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically grand glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a free replica of President Gillespie.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing, viral, stomach, finger, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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