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Robon Crusoe's official-rousing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie
November 25, 1961
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This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Edison Square Address by a shadowy replica of President Gillespie.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enjoy this .
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, sin, or lung, spinal, intestinal, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy pirate waivers.
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