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A disabled view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie
January 11, 1975
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically unique glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Melodyland Address by a snowy replica of President Gillespie.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may grow if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- Special effects may be too intense for young wimps.
- During any storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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