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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale attraction, roundly considered to be the premier whole attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale
August 27, 1963
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted married couples:
Zero happy faces
This darling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically negative glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a solar replica of President Dale.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waning this attraction, you'll want to arrange something more demanding.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Uncle Remus was once documented riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Andy Davis when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
- The freakishly realistic Dale figure was crafted using a real Dale descendent.
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