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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale attraction, October 24, 1964, 7:38 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale
December 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're prehistoric)
Ten and a fraction Disneys
This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically low glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the United States Address by a lost replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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