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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale
July 3, 1969
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Theater Address by a regional replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- There is an unused changing room just within this attraction's men.
- The artificial Dale figure was crafted using a real Dale photograph.
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