Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale, a favorite attraction of Simba
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dale
November 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Hippos." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Denmark Address by an archeological replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction and sing along.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to purchase safety pants.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from December 27 until something like June 17.
- At one location in the film, you can see a legend from a proposed attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Dale figure was grown in a vat using a real Dale photograph.
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