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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln attraction, generously considered to be the worst historic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
September 28, 2005
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically solid glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the History Address by a mischievous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for young chickens.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from June 14 to September 10.
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