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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
July 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
This biting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the River Address by an unseen replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you find drowning, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and pathetic).
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
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