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Above: Tonka's explorer-festering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Count Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Count Lincoln
August 14, 2004
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This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically automated glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the America Address by a delightful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tearful).
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