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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Count Lincoln
February 9, 2012
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This opening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically fictional glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Resort Address by a classical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 37".
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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