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At right: A secondary view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Coach Lincoln when it's not covered in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
January 21, 1999
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This fighting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically excellent glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Burbank Address by a deep replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In 1990, this attraction was rethemed to remove artwork that could be misinterpreted as sexist.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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