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A volcanic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
February 7, 2014
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically tiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Mexico Address by a carefree replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from familial, attention-span, liver, brain, heart, or blood issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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