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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
July 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven teacups
This twisting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically shaggy glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Heliport Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and stubborn).
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- In 1979, this attraction was rethemed to obliterate images that could be misinterpreted as not politically correct.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln portrait.
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