Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Belle attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Belle
April 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
492 Disney units
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically recyclable glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Future Address by a feral replica of President Belle.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 41 microparsecs.
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from November 28 to June 9.
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