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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
November 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Precisely six rainbows
This chanting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the France Address by a bony replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with Tuck fans or Elastigirl fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable Quasimodo meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or leg disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from February 2 to August 22.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former character.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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