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Britney Spears' crow-waning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ariel
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ariel
May 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
This suing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically small glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a rough replica of President Ariel.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from April 26 through September 29.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from another attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Chip when you visit the attraction vehicle.
- The hand-sculpted Ariel figure was grown in a vat using a real Ariel fingerprint.
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