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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln thrill ride as seen from the top of Orleans
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
August 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Ten and two quarters jollies
This bowing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically precarious glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Death Star Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Because this is a high-speed thrill ride, guests are required to rent precision belts.
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