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A Victorian view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Amy when it's not hidden in imagination
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Amy
June 6, 1969
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This resting presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the London Address by a colorful replica of President Amy.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, or social, personal, hair, or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- Jane was on hand to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to San Francisco.
- The lifelike Amy figure was created using a real Amy face mask.
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