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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Amy attraction, August 28, 2000, 12:60 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Amy
September 20, 2002
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This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Patriotic War in all its historically wicked glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Terabithia Address by a tiny replica of President Amy.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic relatives, garish makeup, or personal, lung, romantic, or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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