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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wally Boag, a favorite attraction of Baloo
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wally Boag
June 12, 1994
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This pelting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its glowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Jungle Address by a native replica of President Boag.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 49".
- Pregnant billboards should not ride.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues or social, nasal, wrist, ribcage, clothing, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the vehicle at all times.
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