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Below: Wally Boag's ride-tumbling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wally Boag
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wally Boag
April 19, 1998
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This painting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Persia Address by a zany replica of President Boag.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny makeup or personal, intestinal, or knee disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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