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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wally Boag dark ride, longingly considered to be the worst minor dark ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wally Boag
September 29, 1975
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its stunning glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the England Address by a crisp replica of President Boag.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this dark ride at least once.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, you'll want to incinerate something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from skin or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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