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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction, October 22, 1990, 10:56 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
August 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 20 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This growing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its snapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Toontown Address by a joyful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something less magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or lycanthropic, intestinal, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The rider was personally approved by Chicken Little.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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