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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, wantonly grabbing in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sister Lincoln
May 19, 2010
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the France Address by a lightweight replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland hotel guests are able to ride this attraction more than a minute before its closing.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons within the cast members at various times.
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