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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sheriff Woody attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sheriff Woody
August 29, 1996
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This skiing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Caribbean Address by a smooth replica of President Woody.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or kidney, ankle, lycanthropic, personal, fingernail, or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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