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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sheriff Woody attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sheriff Woody
February 11, 1999
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by an awful replica of President Woody.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 35 bushels.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, stomach, chest, fingernail, hair, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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