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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
June 18, 1979
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Paris Address by a salvaged replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The diver was personally approved by Bagheera.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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