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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
July 5, 2004
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Four thumbs up
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically live glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Two Chipmunks." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland bloggers should visualize this attraction for a half hour before its opening.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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