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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
May 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're old)
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically hidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Narnia Address by a wicked replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious lepers.
- Minimum height 42".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young children.
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