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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, almost modeling in the afternoon moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
October 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 2 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This improvising presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its sparkling glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Antarctic Address by a suspenseful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction and sing along.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, undiagnosed extra limbs, skimpy clothing, or social, personal, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or churros permitted.
- Make sure to hold your head and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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