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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
June 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears (from Benji)
This delighting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Forest Address by an eager replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
- Pregnant composers should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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