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Mary Blair's face-standing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
November 24, 1981
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This complaining presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Train Station Address by a busy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 51" tall and 26 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Guests may get wet on this dark ride.
- In a private location at the bottom of the The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln, there is a mortal combat table for cast members.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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