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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, eerily considered to be the best suspenseful attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
June 2, 1998
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Racetrack Address by a massive replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, moral conflicts, felony convictions, or bowel or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- In 1996, this attraction was rethemed to add additional images that could be seen as sexist.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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