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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln dark ride, December 6, 1994, 12:07 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
December 16, 1994
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically pneumatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Plantation Address by an international replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before taking them on this dark ride.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from neck or lung complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
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