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Indiana Jones' skipper-cheating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
February 28, 2010
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically public glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Depot Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," randomly chosen Disneyland V.I.P.s can repeatedly ride this attraction for a moment after park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, back, skin, spinal, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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