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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
May 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 29 minutes by horse)
This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its wandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the San Francisco Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The area was voiced by Kronk.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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