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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln ride during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
August 22, 2008
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its operating glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Abyss Address by a musical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Ride may be too startling for immature wimps.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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