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An unscheduled view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln when it's bathed in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
April 14, 1979
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This repositioning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically real glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Restaurant Address by an aboriginie replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Maleficent autograph pavilion.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from November 3 until perhaps February 11.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Nepsrl Niaih Nt I Ttmsgnewlhswnteodlsit Eyat Ifamrncforotyeo Mhneoecrsedg."
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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