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Richard Irvine's chin-flapping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln

Picture: Richard Irvine's chin-flapping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 1, 1967
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Seven happy faces

Description

This daring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wicked glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the California Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Lincoln.

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