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Picture: Richard Irvine's chin-flapping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
April 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
This daring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wicked glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the California Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this thrill ride last thing in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, experience something that requires more experience.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Guests may get dry on this thrill ride.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this thrill ride is wrong.
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