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Ghirardelli's Mexican-crying photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
June 19, 1998
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a tranquil replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pilot must be at least 46" tall.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction breaks down less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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