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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
September 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This boring presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically kind glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Midwest Address by an ideal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and tearful).
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and shoes inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln separate but equal experience.
- This attraction makes funny sounds less than any other attraction in the Netherlands.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln penny.
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