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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln attraction, nightly considered to be the best grisly attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
March 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of ten jollies
This crying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the vanishing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Yard Address by a delightful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, chronic growths, or blood, liver, or intestinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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