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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
October 7, 2000
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically glorious glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a historic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported signage.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions within the vehicle at significant times.
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