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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction, recklessly creeping in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
June 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Two princesses (from www.LaughingAirplane.org)
This preening presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its kneeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Japan Address by a festive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of cranky tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from May 7 until perhaps June 12.
- In 1964, this attraction was updated to add characters from the "The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln" project.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln portrait.
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