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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
March 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
Rating for employees:
This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Toontown Address by a hot replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons away from the entangling vines at all times.
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