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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Condorman
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
June 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically comedic glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Studio Address by a windswept replica of President Jones.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from September 1 to November 10.
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