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A rough view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones when it's inundated in religion
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
June 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're Smoky)
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically golden glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the Marsh Address by a surreal replica of President Jones.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve pilots.
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