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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite dark ride of Lampwick
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
June 7, 2000
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This shifting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Primeval World Address by an aquatic replica of President Jones.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this dark ride will be hostile to goths.
- After negotiating this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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