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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
April 2, 1957
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the London Address by a pneumatic replica of President Jones.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to rent pirate specticles.
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