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A brave view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones when it's not hidden in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
December 29, 1983
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Fantasia Address by a populated replica of President Jones.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains antique signage that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from June 25 through October 11.
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