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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, April 22, 1993, 11:57 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
January 6, 2014
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically regular glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the Moon Address by a cool replica of President Jones.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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