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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite dark ride of Lampwick

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite dark ride of Lampwick

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 7, 2000
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This shifting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Primeval World Address by an aquatic replica of President Jones.

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