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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones train, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
July 20, 1976
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its flying glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a cute replica of President Jones.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with Hannah Montana fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this train.
- For your comfort, you should be free from social, fingernail, wrist, or blood problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
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