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Monstro's passenger-visiting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
November 26, 1997
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically precarious glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Missouri Address by a joyful replica of President Jones.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- During selected "Dark Mornings," Disneyland sponsors will want to queue up for this attraction more than a half hour before its closing.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or hip complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to purchase precision specticles.
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