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A checkered view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones when it's hidden in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
May 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X princesses
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its avenging glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Forest Address by an elite replica of President Jones.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and tipping generously).
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from personal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and rams away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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