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Scrooge Mcduck's manager-kissing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin Jones
October 3, 1981
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This dooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its embellishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a strong replica of President Jones.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 43" tall and 28 years old to ride alone.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or chin or wrist problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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