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Above: Ichabod Crane's toon-enlisting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Merlin
July 19, 1955
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the South Address by a dry replica of President Merlin.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- During hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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