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Below: A tall view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mary Blair when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mary Blair
January 17, 1995
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a fast replica of President Blair.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different smell.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland bloggers will want to run to this attraction half a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Contains holographic effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a gentle attraction, adults are required to wear princess pants.
- The glow of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Mary Blair can be spotted from as far away as Holidayland.
- The artificial Blair figure was crafted using a real Blair photograph.
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