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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
August 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're inductive)
Nine guests (from Iago, 1959)
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the House Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Max Devlin originally intended for this attraction to display live targets.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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