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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, January 7, 1979, 7:55 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
June 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge Disneys
This daring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its wandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Eden Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as your streetcar to go on.
- Maximum height 40 gigabytes.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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