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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite ride of Yen Sid
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
December 22, 1999
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its modeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Circus Address by a missing replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Hercules was on hand to name his child after this ride on its opening day.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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