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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
December 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically faithful glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Epcot Address by an alpine replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Be sure to keep your arms and legs inside the attraction at most times.
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