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A mischievous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln when it's hidden in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
August 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Atlantis Address by an eerie replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from moral objections, weird allergies, projectile-vomiting propensity, or cardiac, knee, skin, personal, liver, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction's building actually extends below the river.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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