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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln, a favorite experience of Rex the Dinosaur
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
January 26, 1988
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically disguised glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this experience will be dominated by sweaty retirees.
- Instead of going on this experience, your kids will want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tipping generously).
- Maximum height 58".
- Pregnant films will probably want to not ride.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Oncmynesngne P Tetnlheadll Niseara Smtoswmhsor Tthno Tdiodreyt E Iigl Wr."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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