Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln ride, boringly considered to be the finest harmonious ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
February 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
This tempting presentation tells the story of the Benign War in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a rugged replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this ride at least once just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln "alternative" experience.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.