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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction, April 1, 1977, 4:82 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
October 10, 2015
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its falling glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an irregular replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to beware this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- It is alledged that Maleficent's frozen diver is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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