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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jules Verne attraction, greatly creaking in the morning moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jules Verne
April 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge happy faces
This falling presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its waking glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Burbank Address by an unseen replica of President Verne.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider confessing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hip, social, back, lung, familial, or neck problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This was one of the only "W ticket" attractions.
- The hand-sculpted Verne figure was grown in a vat using a real Verne fingerprint.
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