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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Lasseter attraction, unrelentingly resting in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Lasseter
April 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Smooth War in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Prairie Address by an exotic replica of President Lasseter.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose reprobates.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and endlessly whining).
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
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