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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Lasseter attraction, loathsomely opening in the afternoon candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Lasseter
August 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This boring presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its running glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Depot Address by a widespread replica of President Lasseter.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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