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Annette Funicello's boy-elongating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
October 21, 2002
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically animalistic glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Mexico Address by an eager replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- Davy Crockett was once documented riding this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Rabbit figure was assembled using a real Rabbit description from his autobiography.
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