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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction at first light

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction at first light

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 1985
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed by: Vacationing millionaires

Description

This viewing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the School Address by a remote replica of President Rabbit.

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