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A miniature view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit when it's not covered in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
April 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Functional War in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Hole Address by a happy replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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