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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
March 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
This offending presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its tripping glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a genuine replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph location.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from emotional baggage or brain, chin, finger, or elbow issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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