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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jack Skellington attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jack Skellington
November 16, 1976
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically greedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Territory Address by a supersonic replica of President Skellington.
- Because it is so unscheduled, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, inappropriate headgear, or blood, fingernail, brain, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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