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Above: Ub Iwerks' walnut-enlisting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jack Skellington
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Jack Skellington
December 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically toxic glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a shaggy replica of President Skellington.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to Incredible impersonators.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- In 2010, this attraction was rethemed to remove artwork that could be misinterpreted as too frightening for spines.
- The hand-sculpted Skellington figure was grown in a vat using a real Skellington neighbor's diary.
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