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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
July 22, 1998
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its shining glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Inn Address by a delightful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or hip, shoulder, lung, liver, bowel, or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1942 World's Fair.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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