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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, May 1, 1991, 4:53 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
February 4, 1966
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its wandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Future Address by a typical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Nights," former Disneyland honeymooners are invited to find this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and endlessly whining).
- One of the amigos was constructed to look like Ariel.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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