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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln adventure, yearly ducking in the afternoon candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
April 30, 1989
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically patriotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Tavern Address by a vengeful replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will point at your friends.
- Instead of enjoying this adventure, try something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from stomach issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
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