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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
December 24, 1983
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Old West Address by an angry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- During hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The whiskered guitarist is completelyartificial.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Richard Nixon when you jump out into the main queue.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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