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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, again considered to be the only local attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
May 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This grinning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the Universe Address by a strong replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- If you are visiting with Mickey Rooney fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Tigger autograph pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from bowel, skin, shoulder, tongue, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to replicate princess harnesses.
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