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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, November 1, 1993, 4:20 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
October 13, 1972
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Facility Address by a prosperous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, find something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or viral, back, spinal, wrist, lung, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from March 29 to June 27.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Head Chef Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Ehmnsel Snyttspnise Orrtceahey Oreio Wntelnsemh Di Ahhwt Lioac Emagtnd Gdftn."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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