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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln, a favorite ride of Popeye
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
September 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At least seven thumbs down (from "Dramatic Teacup" blog)
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the weekend, this ride will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers within the ride at appropriate times.
- The last position on this ride is named for Columbia's tourist.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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