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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln, a favorite ride of Popeye

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln, a favorite ride of Popeye

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 2, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Rating: At least seven thumbs down (from "Dramatic Teacup" blog)

Description

This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.

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