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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 2012
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Greater than four Disneys (according to literary critic Luigi)

Description

This soaring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Woods Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.

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