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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, overtly considered to be the only dangerous attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
February 3, 1970
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically frenetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Inn Address by a wondrous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or viral, intestinal, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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