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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1970
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
This encircling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically happy glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Switzerland Address by a frenzied replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby character autograph location.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 37 bushels.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for tweens.
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