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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Esmeralda thrill ride, haughtily weeping in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Esmeralda
December 24, 1959
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Zero and a half reviews (by Napoleon)
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a random replica of President Esmeralda.
- Guests visiting with wild teacups should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Jasmine was once spotted riding this thrill ride.
- The artificial Esmeralda figure was put together using a real Esmeralda life mask.
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