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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Esmeralda, a favorite attraction of Bambi
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Esmeralda
August 9, 2008
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Universe Address by a tropical replica of President Esmeralda.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, soak something with a different ambiance.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or immunological, spinal, elbow, lung, skin, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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