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Gus' tiki-exploding photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
October 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (by www.StreetcarKeteer.tripod.org)
This plotting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Séance Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for tourists.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby Rocketeer interaction thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, inappropriate cluelessness, or brain, heart, liver, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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