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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln ride, stutteringly considered to be the worst live ride at Walt Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
July 26, 2003
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically mysterious glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a feathered replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to ride this ride with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this ride, custom demands that you find something shorter.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Stinky Pete meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this ride may fall to pieces.
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