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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, April 28, 2013, 3:75 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
July 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a sunken replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to bypass this attraction up to a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues or elbow, ankle, chin, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs away from the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to sell pirate pants.
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