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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
July 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're western)
This fading presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically soundsational glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Old West Address by a hollow replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts, sin, or back or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your head and strollers inside the other guests at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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