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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones
November 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At least two thumbs up (according to Wheezy the Penguin)
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Village Address by a disguised replica of President Jones.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
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