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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones
September 7, 2000
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Store Address by an aluminum replica of President Jones.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains holographic effects.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety pants.
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