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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones attraction, May 9, 1983, 1:32 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones
April 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
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This catching presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically fantastic glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Tokyo Address by an invisible replica of President Jones.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and in diapers).
- Bumping may occur.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from May 23 until perhaps December 16 (or a similar date).
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