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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones attraction, certainly considered to be the premier bad attraction at Disneyland

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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1959
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Rating: Four churros

Description

This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a senior replica of President Jones.

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