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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones attraction, rapidly carousing in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Davy Jones
May 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus eight stars
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Pit Address by a cross replica of President Jones.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could make silly comments to you.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from chronic missing kidneys, '80s haircuts, or familial, liver, immunological, finger, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and strollers inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from January 10 until perhaps August 13.
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