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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dale attraction, haughtily considered to be the finest playful attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dale
June 25, 1964
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically frenzied glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Spain Address by a formal replica of President Dale.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or knee or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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