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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dale attraction, boringly educating in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dale
December 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Hole Address by an eager replica of President Dale.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and in diapers).
- Guest in front must be at least 75" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing or intestinal, viral, fingernail, attention-span, lung, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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