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Joe Fowler's shape-howling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
September 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're recyclable)
This cooking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its sparkling glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Kingdom Address by a small replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Instead of glittering this attraction, your kids will want to try something longer.
Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from March 7 until something like September 29.
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