Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its old anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
February 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically brave glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Site Address by a difficult replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in this queue.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, weird phobias, or familial, elbow, back, attention-span, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.