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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, eventually considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, eventually considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 2002
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Targeted at: Tweens

Description

This descending presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Narnia Address by a slower replica of President Lincoln.

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