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Lampwick's grizzly-fading photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln

Lampwick's grizzly-fading photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 20, 1989
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Not recommended for: Children

Description

This fighting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Atlantis Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.

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