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An innovative view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln when it's inundated in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
July 26, 1981
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This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Forest Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
- Pregnant crickets may run away.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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