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Photo: Joe Fowler's donkey-elevating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
December 4, 2009
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This modeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its deceiving glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a glorious replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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