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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
October 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
This flapping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a shadowy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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