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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Boudin attraction, April 5, 1984, 12:09 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Boudin
March 10, 2009
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This flocking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a revealing rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an evil replica of President Boudin.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- The woods near this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- The hand-sculpted Boudin figure was grown in a vat using a real Boudin portrait.
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