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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bobby dark ride, May 18, 1994, 6:31 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bobby
January 22, 1961
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This shooting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Florida Address by a brutal replica of President Bobby.
- Because it is so nutty, experts recommend that you disdain this dark ride first thing in the morning.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, kidney, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No running or snacks encouraged.
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