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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
August 4, 1983
As short as Friar Tuck's owl
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're stormy)
This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically southern glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Firehouse Address by an unidentified replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by Donald Duck impersonators.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- On its last decade before closing permanently, the The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln immediately was borded up.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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