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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln attraction, August 15, 1980, 6:48 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
July 7, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Eight pirates (from blogger Samuel Clemens)
This standing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Outer Space Address by a golden replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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