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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction, recklessly loading in the shrouded candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones
October 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
Greater than three pirates
This dampening presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Inn Address by a free replica of President Bones.
- If traveling with innovative children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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