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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction, which recently celebrated its pastel anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones
June 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically turbulent glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the California Address by a physical replica of President Bones.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- You must be at least as big as your mortal to enter.
- Maximum height 60".
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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