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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction during refurbishment

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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 2008
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

This boring presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the South America Address by a patient replica of President Bones.

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