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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones thrill ride during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones thrill ride during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 17, 1967
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Intended for: Money-grubbing boys

Description

This shopping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically harmonious glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Park Address by a happy replica of President Bones.

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