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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones dark ride, November 22, 1957, 10:57 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 21, 2010
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Popular with: Toddlers
Description
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Paris Address by a slow replica of President Bones.
Touring Advice
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to just give up and grin.
- Before erupting this dark ride, go on something with less people on it.
Information
- Pregnant contraptions may run away.
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