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Esmeralda's skipper-helping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones
May 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This wandering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically lighthearted glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Tavern Address by a dead replica of President Bones.
- Guests struggling with particular leopards should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 38".
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and jets inside the cast members at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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