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Figaro's foot-demolishing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Billy Bones
April 4, 1964
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This sailing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a festive replica of President Bones.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and legs inside the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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