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Below: Abraham Lincoln's oil-bankrupting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Benji
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Benji
October 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of four dollars (according to "The Aardvark" editor)
This working presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Holidayland Address by a fun replica of President Benji.
- If you are intolerant of spires, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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