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A fictional view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Benji when it's not hidden in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Benji
January 16, 1959
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Moon Address by a nearby replica of President Benji.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions away from the train at all times or else.
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