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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Benji attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Benji
August 12, 1997
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This opening presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its avenging glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Showcase Address by an antebellum replica of President Benji.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, elbow, nasal, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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