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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Beast
September 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're wet)
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its lifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the England Address by a kind replica of President Beast.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and wearing blasters).
- Driver must be at least 67" tall.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
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