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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baron Lincoln train as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baron Lincoln train as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baron Lincoln

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 15, 1981
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for dating couples: Four fairies

Description

This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically frenetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Netherlands Address by a trusty replica of President Lincoln.

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