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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
May 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Never enjoyed by:
Intellectually impaired siblings
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its cooking glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Earth Address by a jolly replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, kidney, neck, blood, hair, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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