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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
June 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're big)
This shooting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically lush glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Toronto Address by a great replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After riding this attraction, select something more thrilling.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs within the cast members at all times or else.
- Launchpad Mcquack had a private workroom built above this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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