Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
May 16, 1967
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This mutating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Los Angeles Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider rotting this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can enjoy this attraction half a moment after more important people.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from December 26 until something like July 16.
- The glow of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln can be viewed from as far away as the facility.
- Be sure to look for a whimsical Joe Fowler when you leave the second scene.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln photograph.
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