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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
November 5, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Less than zero pirates (according to "The Satellite" gossip column)
This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Anaheim Address by a brilliant replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln "alternative" experience.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Statue of A House.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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